Man Quotes

I love to laugh!  Laughing is actually beneficial to your health.  This has been proven by medical studies, and I believe it's much better for you than medicine.  So I can't help feeling pretty lucky to have married a man that is pretty doggone funny.  He constantly makes me laugh, and I'm always posting a "Man Quote of the Day" on Facebook.  These quotes are constantly generated by my closet comedian husband.  And the foolishness never seems to end!  Even in the middle of the night, when we're awakened by some weird noise or one of us is flopping like a fish out of the water, there is very often some absurd comment that often has me giggling as I try to fall back to sleep.

"Who Me?  I don't make absurd comments!"
 

I'll be the first to admit that not all of these "Man Quotes" are particularly tasteful or decent enough to share with a broader audience outside of our home.  Like this morning, while the hubs gets his morning cup of coffee he asks, "Is there anything I can get for you?"  My usual response is, "I don't need a thing but you babe!"  (Sappy, I know.  But that's how we roll!)  This morning his reply was, "Well, you've got me.  I'm stuck to you like a bad case of the Clap!!!"  Yep, that "Man Quote" probably won't make it onto my Facebook page, but I think it was hilarious. 
I'm sure my laughter only encourages these "Man Quotes", but I'm easy like that.  At some point very early in our marriage this statement was included in a "Man Quote" too.  The hubs and I were trying to make a decision about something.  Now, I have no idea what that could have been, but my reply was something like, "It doesn't matter to me.  I'm pretty easy."  The comeback to that comment was, "You know it girl.  That's exactly why I married you, 'cause YOU eeeeaaazzzzyyy!"  It's so nice to be called "easy" by your significant other (LOL)!

The Hubs getting to be a cowboy for the day.

Hopefully you have a significant other, friend or family member in your life that makes you laugh.  Laughter can get you through some pretty tough times.  I hope that I have enough years with the hubs to have enough "Man Quotes" to compile them into a book one day.  I may not actually put this book together, but I'm sure it would be one of my favorite reads if only in my mind.

The Hubs showing off the cheese sent to us by dear friends after he had officially "cut the cheese" (his words not mine)..